OH MY GOSH!!! My mom found my first grade journal, and it has a bunch of stupid stories in it! I'll put them in with the exact grammar they have in the book.
Here we go, first one!
9-18-00
One day I was going to go on my poppy's boat with my family but we didnt. so they left me out of the car I felt sad but they let me in the end
That's the picture I drew^
10-6-00
One day I was watching t.v. I got sucked in I was on rugrats it was fun! I had pizza it tasted good! But my mom said "time for bed" I said "aaaaaw" I got out. I went to bed. And soon after. I got out of my bed. I went downstairs and turned on the t.v. and it happened again.
The end.
(No Date)
It Is True That Gost Are Real
One day 3 girls and 6 boys were out trick or treating. They saw a Hanted house. They wanted to go in. 1 girl saw a key and said, "lets try and open the door!" the others said,"Yes" All but one boy said,"No no no no no!" His older sister (the girl that saw the key ) said, "Yes yes yes yes yes!"(Just to anoy him) so then they opened the door. Then they walked in But they didn't know there was a gost in a closet! The girl that found the key found the closet the gost was in! "let's see if we can go in!""No"they all said "Not right now""O.K." the girl said "We'll explore First "O.K" everone elce said. So they explored the house and the girl that foune evry thing found a key she said "let's see what it opens!""O.k." they said. they went around the house. Nothing! then they tryed the closet. the gost popped out! "AAAAAAAA." They said as they ran away. They never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever went near that house again
(No date)
liZrd
1. I don't take care for it.
2. my brother can eat it
3. my brother can kill it
1. I will take care of my hermit crab
2. I will ceep it in my room
3. I will get a spray bottle and a bucket of water.
(No date)
My
Hermit Crabs
Sandy, Brady, Rainbow, and Sunny are my hermitcrabs. Have you ever met them? Sandy is white and brown and funni Sunny, Brady and Ranbow are funny too. Sunny is shy and tickely. So are the other two rainbow and Brady. Rainbow is green and silver, cool and a pinchey. so Is Brady. Brady is pink and evry other thing I said. So do you like my story about my hermit crabs?
(No date)
Why Beluga Whales Live In The Water
Long, Long ago beluga whales lived on land in the North Pole. On day all the bluga whale where together and Santa came but Santa didint know that there was a poalr bear in his sled. The polar bear jumped out and chaced the bluga whales and anta said "Stop" But it was too late. The beluga whales fell in the water. The beluga whales liked the water so mutch they wanted to live there and thats why beluga whales live in the water.
(This one has 3 dates somehow) 2-21-01, 2-26-01, 3-2-01
Once I went to happy times for my friends party. It was the day after my party. My cousins Carly, Ashley and Alexa and my brother and my dad came. Carly is my favrate cousin. Ashley and Alexa are sisters. Sometimes they fight. Sometimes they are mean. I was with the party. They wer with my dad. We played a while. Then it was time to go upstairs, when we got upstairs, My friend went into the thing that blows up fake money. After My friend went into the thing that blows up fake money we hade cake,e food and ice cream, then we opened presents. After presents It was time to go home. My dad let go of my brother to get my coat, when my dad turned around, my brother was gone! My dad went to the fornt desk. A anouncment was made they said "Grant plese report to the front desk, Grant." Me and Ashley laughed so hard at the anoucment because my brother doesn't understand what they said. Soon after the anouncment was made, My brother came out of the climbing thing. I felt happy that my brother came back.
April 19 2001
Outer Space
Chapter 1 3-2-1- Blast off
It was an excting day in Litlesville. Some of the people from Litlesvill were going to outer space! The night Before the Mayor, John tweet anouced that some of the people from Litlesvill were going to outer space. There names were Jenny Penny, Benny Penny, Lenny Penny, Penny Penny, Henny Penny, Ben Pen, Jen Pen, Pen Pen, Len Pen, Hen Pen, John tweet J.R. and Kelly Gelly. John tweet J.R. was the captan, Jenny Penny was a controler, Penny Penny was a controler too, Lenny was also a controler. all the Pens were t.v.s watchers for o.s. (outer space) including the rest of the Penny family. Kelly Gelly was the caller. They were all inside the space ship exsept Kelly Gelly "I can't find my space suit." she said "Did you leave it at home, dear?" said her mom "No mother!" She scremed turning red. Every one laughed then she found her space sote. Then they balsted off.
Chapter 2 AAAAA Aliens!
they landed on mars. Then they saw aliens! They all screamed "AAAAA Aliens!" All exsept Jenny. Jenny said "Hello Aliens." her older sister penny said, "Oh Jenny, don't-" but she didn't finish her senitis Then one alien said, "Hello Jenny." Then one alien said, Oh Ebeae don't-" CRASH! A meteorite crashed on the planet. Then all the people had a picnic and threw there trash all exsept Jenny. Then the aliens chased the people "AA" they screamed then they got back in the spaceship.
Chapter 3 Back home!
When they got on Penny said to Jenny "Jenny don't you ever ever speak to aliens again!"
(Unfinished!)
And then I found this random one further back in the book
Part 1
Dan says "I cant golf." (After days of practice his confidence angle comes and she says) "I am you'r self confidence angle, and I think you can golf now go and golf!"
Part 2
Dan says "I golf I golf I golf!" confidence angle says " I kneinw you can do it."
And that's all that's in there! Good times, good times. That stuff makes me laugh!
Peace and Luv,
Vivica Fox<3