Random First Grade Stories

OH MY GOSH!!! My mom found my first grade journal, and it has a bunch of stupid stories in it! I'll put them in with the exact grammar they have in the book.

Here we go, first one!

9-18-00

One day I was going to go on my poppy's boat with my family but we didnt. so they left me out of the car I felt sad but they let me in the end

That's the picture I drew^

10-6-00

One day I was watching t.v. I got sucked in I was on rugrats it was fun! I had pizza it tasted good! But my mom said "time for bed" I said "aaaaaw" I got out. I went to bed. And soon after. I got out of my bed. I went downstairs and turned on the t.v. and it happened again.

The end. 

(No Date) 

It Is True That Gost Are Real

One day 3 girls and 6 boys were out trick or treating. They saw a Hanted house. They wanted to go in. 1 girl saw a key and said, "lets try and open the door!" the others said,"Yes" All but one boy said,"No no no no no!" His older sister (the girl that saw the key ) said, "Yes yes yes yes yes!"(Just to anoy him) so then they opened the door. Then they walked in But they didn't know there was a gost in a closet! The girl that found the key found the closet the gost was in! "let's see if we can go in!""No"they all said "Not right now""O.K." the girl said "We'll explore First "O.K" everone elce said. So they explored the house and the girl that foune evry thing found a key she said "let's see what it opens!""O.k." they said.   they went around the house. Nothing! then they tryed the closet. the gost popped out! "AAAAAAAA." They said as they ran away. They never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever went near that house again

(No date)

  

liZrd

1. I don't take care for it. 

2. my brother can eat it 

3. my brother can kill it 

1. I will take care of my hermit crab

2. I will ceep it in my room

3. I will get a spray bottle and a bucket of water. 

(No date) 

My 

   Hermit Crabs 

Sandy, Brady, Rainbow, and Sunny are my hermitcrabs. Have you ever met them? Sandy is white and brown and funni Sunny, Brady and Ranbow are funny too. Sunny is shy and tickely. So are the other two rainbow and Brady. Rainbow is green and silver, cool and a pinchey. so Is Brady. Brady is pink and evry other thing I said. So do you like my story about my hermit crabs?

(No date)

Why Beluga Whales Live In The Water

Long, Long ago beluga whales lived on land in the North Pole. On day all the bluga whale where together and Santa came but Santa didint know that there was a poalr bear in his sled. The polar bear jumped out and chaced the bluga whales and anta said "Stop" But it was too late. The beluga whales fell in the water. The beluga whales liked the water so mutch they wanted to live there and thats why beluga whales live in the water.

(This one has 3 dates somehow) 2-21-01, 2-26-01, 3-2-01

Once I went to happy times for my friends party. It was the day after my party. My cousins Carly, Ashley and Alexa and my brother and my dad came. Carly is my favrate cousin. Ashley and Alexa are sisters. Sometimes they fight. Sometimes they are mean. I was with the party. They wer with my dad. We played a while. Then it was time to go upstairs, when we got upstairs, My friend went into the thing that blows up fake money. After My friend went into the thing that blows up fake money we hade cake,e food and ice cream, then we opened presents. After presents It was time to go home. My dad let go of my brother to get my coat, when my dad turned around, my brother was gone! My dad went to the fornt desk. A anouncment was made they said "Grant plese report to the front desk, Grant." Me and Ashley laughed so hard at the anoucment because my brother doesn't understand what they said. Soon after the anouncment was made, My brother came out of the climbing thing. I felt happy that my brother came back. 

April 19 2001

Outer Space 

Chapter 1 3-2-1- Blast off

It was an excting day in Litlesville. Some of the people from Litlesvill were going to outer space! The night Before the Mayor, John tweet anouced that some of the people from Litlesvill were going to outer space. There names were Jenny Penny, Benny Penny, Lenny Penny, Penny Penny, Henny Penny, Ben Pen, Jen Pen, Pen Pen, Len Pen, Hen Pen, John tweet J.R. and Kelly Gelly. John tweet J.R. was the captan, Jenny Penny was a controler, Penny Penny was a controler too, Lenny was also a controler. all the Pens were t.v.s watchers for o.s. (outer space) including the rest of the Penny family. Kelly Gelly was the caller. They were all inside the space ship exsept Kelly Gelly "I can't find my space suit." she said "Did you leave it at home, dear?" said her mom "No mother!" She scremed turning red. Every one laughed then she found her space sote. Then they balsted off. 

Chapter 2 AAAAA Aliens!

they landed on mars. Then they saw aliens! They all screamed "AAAAA Aliens!" All exsept Jenny. Jenny said "Hello Aliens." her older sister penny said, "Oh Jenny, don't-" but she didn't finish her senitis Then one alien said, "Hello Jenny."  Then one alien said, Oh Ebeae don't-" CRASH! A meteorite crashed on the planet. Then all the people had a picnic and threw there trash all exsept Jenny. Then the aliens chased the people "AA" they screamed then they got back in the spaceship.

Chapter 3 Back home! 

When they got on Penny said to Jenny "Jenny don't you ever ever speak to aliens again!" 

(Unfinished!)

And then I found this random one further back in the book 

Part 1 

Dan says "I cant golf." (After days of practice his confidence angle comes and she says) "I am you'r self confidence angle, and I think you can golf now go and golf!" 

Part 2 

Dan says "I golf I golf I golf!" confidence angle says " I kneinw you can do it." 

And that's all that's in there! Good times, good times. That stuff makes me laugh! 

Peace and Luv, 

Vivica Fox<3

My Day of Happy Annoyance

Today was just a regular day. During math class first period, the boy I like kept singing, and it annoyed me.... but in a good way. 

Is that even possible? 

Anyway, so I couldn't concentrate at all because he was singing. I was actually singing along most of the time :P. 

O MY GOSH! ALL DAY I HAD THE RANDOM URGE TO DANCE!!!!!

It was so bugging me!!! I was like "I really wanna dance right now!" and I never got the chance to :( . 

Anyway, so that's all the interesting parts of my day. 

:)

Peace, 

Viv

The Poem That Carly Was So Curious About

I was on the phone with Carly, and I told her about a poem I wrote, but I never really told her what it was. So now I'm going to reveal to the public the poem that I wrote yesterday at midnight. 

Carly

You steer me in the right direction

You show me the way

You lighten up my life

Day after day

What more can I say? 

You're my cousin and my best friend

Without you, I'd die 

The time we spend together I wish would never end

All the time that we spend

Holds a place in my heart

I can't even describe it

"You complete me" is a start

And when there's pain in my heart 

You're there to comfort me 

Without you're kindness,

I don't know where I'd be

Can you see? 

You're my other half 

You + me = best friends

Just do the math

You make me laugh

No matter what I was feeling before

When I'm already laughing, 

you make me laugh more

You open doors

In my mind, and you just understand

You make my life interesting 

from boring and bland

You deserve a hand

Standing ovation, round of applause, cheers

You've stayed by my side-

through laughter and tears

All these years 

Since 16 years ago, 

the day of my birth

You may never understand how much, to me, you're worth. 

I really hope you like it, Coo. God, I haven't called you that in forever! Anyway, that was a different style for me.  I think the rhyme scheme is ABCB BDED DFGF FHIH HJKJ JLML LNON NPQP PRSS.

Yeah, I'm that cool that I wrote out the whole rhyme scheme. 

PEACE and LOVE <3, 

"V"<3

P.S. Carlz, do you see where I was gonna put "I'd Die Babe?" 

P.P.S. The bolded things are Badfinger song references (in case you didn't know) 

PSAT's and the calculator

Ok, so today I had to take the PSAT's in school so I had a half day. The PSAT's weren't as hard as I was expecting them to be, but they were still hard nevertheless. When I was finished, I had nothing to do for an hour, so I was going to take a nap. That didn't work out, so I decided to start working on my next post for my other blog, http://onegirlsviewoftheworld.blogspot.com/. I didn't have any paper, so I decided to write it on my calculator. So here's a picture of the rough draft of my post: 

It's impossible to read because it's backwards, but you can basically see that it's written out on the calculator. 

It takes forever to write on a calculator, just to let you all know! 

Peace and Luv, 

NeSs <3. 

I Just Had To....

I find this picture absolutely hilarious! Ha Ha Ha! 

Peace and Love, 

Ness<3

P.S. What is up with the whole "Scheduled outage at 8:00PM PDT" ???

Nothing Special....

Today was your typical average day... I went to school, and I came home. But last night, I got the e-mail I was waiting for for a couple of days from WikiAnswers! But, I got it right when I was getting off the computer. Life just seems to go like that for me! But anyway, soon I'll be the category supervisor for The Beatles on WikiAnswers!!!! YAY!!!! :) 

Peace and Love, 

V an E ss A <3

Another Ok Day....

So today started out perfectly.....

Stupid. 

I was going to give Nicole the poem I wrote her (To see it, go to 

http://vanessaspoetry.blogspot.com/2008/10/third-poem-what-have-i-done.html ) 

but I was too scared. I'm such a chicken. As we were getting off the bus, it seemed like she was avoiding me. That kinda made me upset. We had an armed intruder drill 1st period, and then we were doing stuff on our calculators that I didn't understand. Then half way into 2nd period, I realized that I left my gym bag in math class! So before lunch 4th period, I had to go up to the math room and get my stuff, when there was a class of Juniors or Seniors there. I was so embarrassed. The rest of the day was pretty uneventful, until when I stayed after school. I went for math help, and I was finished early so I called my mom to see if she could pick me up. We got mad at each other, and she told me that I had to take the late bus that came an hour later. 

But that's not even the worst part. 

I didn't have my id to get on the late bus, so I just assumed that they would let me on without consequence. 

WRONG! 

My friend Nikki told me that you get written up (which to me means DETENTION) for going on the late bus without an id. So I was screwed, because I knew my mom would be pissed. Nikki called her mom and asked if she could give me a ride home. She said yes. So as we're waiting for Nikki's mom, my mom calls, and I tell her what's going on, and she tells me that even though it's COMPLETELY out of her way, she's gonna pick me up. So I'm like "ok.". Nikki and I are waiting for our moms to pick us up (and by this time my stupid CELL PHONE BATTERY DIED AGAIN!!!!!) and I didn't realize my mom called me. Then suddenly I turn on my phone and I have a voice mail. I listen to it, and it's my mom screaming at me, saying she's in the parking lot. I'm like "SHIT!!!" and I run outside. 

I am seriously surprised my mom didn't pop a brain cell. She was screaming at me at the top of her lungs for at least 10 minutes. It was absolutely insane. I was trying so hard not to cry most of the time, and eventually I did cry. It was really upsetting to hear her yell at me like that. 

And one of the things that hurt me the most was her constant repetition of my obsession with the Monkees and the Beatles. 

Why can't she just even try to understand that I really like them? It really hurts me that she's so against it! I mean, at least I'm not into drugs or something like that. She doesn't even realize that my 'stupid Beatles story' is something that keeps me from cutting myself again. 

Instead, she decides to do what made me cut myself the first time: lower my self-esteem. 

I really wish she could understand that. 

Anyway, then we went to the super market. I was hoping to see Carly there, since she works there, but she wasn't. I wish she was!

But at least I'm feeling better now. 

<3, 

V A N E S S A 

SOOOOOOOO SEXY...... <333333

Carly was showing me pictures, and those two stood out from the rest.... 

all I can say about them is RAWR<333 

Mike Nesmith was one sexy beast<3. 

Peace and Luv, 

Vanessa<333

Boredom and WikiAnswers

So I'm totally bored. Right now, I'm answering WikiAnswers questions so that I can become a  bronze contributor. I also really want to become the supervisor of the category, The Beatles. Ooh! I just got an e-mail a minute or two ago that gave me the results of which Twilight character are you..... 

YAY!!!!!! 

I was hoping I would be Bella Swan! It also says.... 

Bella Swan. 

 You are Bella Swan, the apple of Edward's eye. You are very private, clumsy, sweet, and funny. You have a wonderful ability to accept people (or mythical creatures) for what they are. You have an amazing capacity to love, even though you can be too hard on yourself.

Ok, now I'm really happy!  :) 

Oh, also I posted a poem I wrote for Nicole on my poetry blog, at 

http://vanessaspoetry.blogspot.com/

Peace && Luv, 

Vanessa<3

Wow... I have no life

All day today I was on the computer. That is pretty sad. I got on the computer at about 11:30 this morning, and I've been on ever since. 

I've been waiting for Carly to come online..... 

But she hasn't. :(

I probably should call her. 

~Vanessa